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Friday 19 July 2013

e-bitchn' on #childnotbride


The internet is a revolutionary tool. No, scratch that. The internet is revolution- perhaps; you should scratch that too and any other attempt at describing the internet.
 It is ever evolving; to attempt to describe its impact in definite terms is to do it crippling injustice. Best we just gratuitously employ it- and quietly too.
But the internet can be questioned, its reach as many other aspects of its being can be argued upon. Suffice to say it is massive potential, one that can be applied for and against the advancement of man.
Here, I intend to concern you with just how the internet ‘’advances’’ man. The internet as we know it today is technology that is very young. It is the product of centuries of humanity’s accumulated intelligence. It offers us certain advantages but, certainly not the type of advantages that are entirely exceptional when singled out for scrutiny. However, the internet has changed a lot of things. It has reformed the way we work, interact with one another, direct the flow of ideas, and organize folks and movements around the globe. However the scale of its influence is grossly underrated and in some cases; out rightly dismissed.
Along with the change the internet has advanced, it has also introduced its own lexicon: e-commerce, e-government, e-mail and a plethora of other ‘e’s. And here is the catch; we add the e-prefix to convey the internet/online variant of an already existing idea-word-thing-practice. It does not necessarily create a new entity, it merely restructures the entity with internet attributes-namely; speed, transparency, etcetera.

             @KathleenNdongmo; there is a difference between an active citizen and a passive citizen, irrespective of the fact that we are all citizens. Now pick your corner.


There are people who are always going to be content with the status-quo. This is not because the said status-quo is a favorable one. Instead, it is because they are all too willing to settle for less, seeking to eke out a negotiated existence on the fringes of cowardice. Sometimes, it’s just narcissism. An obsession with one’s self so advanced that one becomes oblivious to the inequalities of society simply because our ‘negotiated existence’ provides some temporal relief from some these hardships. Life being the complexity that it is full of these ‘harsh realities’ and in some cases, we accept whatever inconvenience life/society gives because we do not know how else to confront them. We are weak and down trodden. We cannot fight; we need heroes, champions, and people more ‘active’ in pursuit of better living conditions than we are. We need an activist.
Activism has existed ever since man realised he could attempt to change whatever misfortune that befalls him. Activism has been around for a very long time and justifiably so. The world’s collective history is one continuous active march. To be active is to do. To do is to do. Do something,- not particularly one specific or agreed thing but ‘something’. Thus there is activism in raising objection to a particular notion as there is to pursuing a favourable one. Preferentially patronizing a particular business is activism just as boycotting another is activism. Street marches are expressions of activism, sit-ins also. Occupy Nigeria movement-remember that?-yeah, that is activism. So also is writing a letter to your government.

         Whoever amongst you sees anything objectionable, let him change it with his hands, if he is not able, then with his tongue, and if he is not able to do so, then with his heart, and the latter is the weakest of faith.  Muhammad, SAW. (Reported by Muslim).


Fortunately for activism, the internet (that phenom that defies apt description) has come to its aid. Or has it?
Internet activism, A.K.A digital activism, digital complaining, e-bitchn’, online activism, is the use of electronic media tools such as YouTube, Twitter, Face book, Podcast etcetera, etcetera, to enable faster communication by citizens, organize movements and engineer the delivery of information to a large audience.
The opposing views posed by critics of internet activism are realistic ones regardless of how helpful or revolutionary the internet actually is. They (these views) highlight the paradox that is the internet itself:
Demographics;  Digital divide, literacy level. Not everyone can use the net. The impact of its reach in this case is limited. Similarly, not everyone can afford the internet.
Echo Chamber effect, Cyber balkanization ; reducing issues to debate topics where contributions  become merely for ego aggrandizement consequently leading to fragmentation and further polarization as opposed to increased mutual understanding of the topic. Also, there is the risk of information overload and questions concerning the source of information and the motives of the source that posts the information. To educate or gravitate? Anyone can get online and misinform, even an autocratic government.
Offline action; its hard to be able to gauge just how effective the internet is at generating a coordinated offline response. Just because people click or read blogs does not necessarily mean that they are willing  to go out on the streets to act it out.

@Atomlim; we should be a team complementing one another. This u r not doing anything talk is BS jor.

The argument about the effectiveness of internet activism is not limited to the above reasons only. I only mention them because they serve as the basis for the most potent criticism of internet activism in Nigeria. But to be fair, how has internet activism fared in Nigeria?
It’s a tricky question to answer accurately, but a clearer picture emerges when you remove internet activism in Nigeria and then try to judge the impacts of recent movements. Would #OJB have been so successful without internet activism?  Same can be said of #OccupyNigeria. Looking outside these shores we have the ongoing Arab spring revolution. Would these movements have the impact that they possess without the internet?
The internet is a massive ongoing experimentation; so also, its impact cannot be said of in a fixated manner. It is dynamic; changing according to the cause it is applied to and with varying degrees of success. What cannot be disputed however is the speed of dissemination of data. This is its ultimate triumph.

As the Nigerian government employed strong arm tactics in the wake of the fuel subsidy protests, it tried to misinform Nigerians about certain aspects of the fuel subsidy programme. It was a ploy that most likely would have worked well for it if not for an active internet presence that acted promptly to educate Nigerians on the true nature of things. Internet activism helped coordinate and maintain a massive protest that had the government deadlocked for days. Until of course a treacherous offline labor leadership sold out.
So yes, internet activism is informing Nigerians, “doing something”, and empowering people by information dissemination at least. But it is a work in progress. Recently, there have been anguished cries over #childnotbride. A menace that the Nigerian media, both private and government owned, has refused to educate people on. (It eternally fails to do so)
Led on by that randy rascal in the senate, Sen. Yerima seeks to manipulate a clause in the constitution to allow him and his likes to sexually abuse underage females under the pretext of enjoying his “religious entitlements”. A matter that has on social media provoked, passionate discussions, with some in support of the senator. Ignoring the fact that the child in question is only recently 16yrs and him, having ravaged her for the past 3yrs. (He contracted the marriage when she was only 13yrs old.)

There is no point in mentioning what manner of outrage this would generate in saner climes, our internet activists are doing that  just nicely. Effectively pointing out, limitations in street marches and an alarmingly impotent media.

@PUREHAIRE;   We’ll be meeting in Abuja tomorrow @ unity fountain 9am-12pm. Do your part. #childnotbride. Spread the word & force the senate to vote.



Saturday 13 July 2013

Mr. Horror's Humor.

   Here is a picture. From this upper position what do we have here? Why, there is a sharply trimmed handlebar piercing the air, curling ever so slightly, an extension protruding from the curious specimen man. Specimen Man is sitting in what appears to be a wicker basket. He has his hands folded and by the nature of the smug position he chooses to sit, he rests his full weight; basket, boots, hat and “sharply trimmed handlebar piercing the air”, anchored heavily on a head and its continuity. Specimen Man is most comfortable.

  When some Heavy things sit on other heavy things, there is a simplicity that is almost sporting. When Lighter things sit on Heavy things, generosity abounds. When a Heavy thing sits on a Lighter thing, Lighter things break and painfully so.


Lighter thing Head has a face. It is within. Lighter thing Head is female, crowned by a bond of weight to Heavy thing. This face is not some singular expression. It is a reaction to the weight she endures, her plea against this forced existence.....


When Lighter things tend to break, they do it in resistance to the continuing weight of the Heavy things, slowly resisting, resisting, overwhelmed..., overwhelmed.





Bend, bend you must! When we bend over to see the picture, suddenly realizing how silly those legs are dangling “so blasé” in midair and beneath; horror at this back so bent that it seems there must be some trickery at play. We see that Woman does not stand straight. Woman stands ‘bent’. Woman has hands hanging limp, they clutch at nothing-static in passivity. These hands, they tempt you into thinking they share some of this dead weight but, the curvature of this spine is so severe that quiet creeps your spine. Perhaps we contemplate our existence burdened with such a deformity?

Woman, O! Stress yielded woman! Carrying such mean dead weight, bend! You must bend! Woman is a quiet face, the kind of quiet that exists between calm courage and wise resignation. Woman’s face.....show strength?

Whatever gives, Specimen Man, to sit so unperturbed upon a dignity? You of the “sharply trimmed handlebar piercing the air”, did those shaded eyes not see the contours of that body cry under your imperial weight?  I swear, the “sharply trimmed handlebar piercing the air” winks a mocking answer. It is the colonialist mock of triumph.

There is a shadow lower still. The long ears of a stupid ass, the legs “so blasé”, seen clearly in the dark. The lazy ass that would not work and caused a famine. Stupid! Stupid! Braay!!

And this ass; she, subdued, subservient, sad. Working hard as all mules, carrying deadweight that deforms. This ass, so unhappy, its dull, non-rebellious demeanour has led it to such a fate.

Both asses. One stupid to subjugate the other so.... The other, made such an ass of in broad daylight by such weight. Both asses.....